Interesting quotes from Woody Allen

What I found interesting was that in one of the many Personal development E-Books I have in my collection was this exact article and many other personal development articles just pasted into one document with headings and a Table of Contents. even to the comments at the start about having a few drinks after a hard day. I cannot find it at the moment, but it will end up in my collection of free resources when I do find it.

It might take a little coffee or probably a few rounds of beer or any other booze you could get your hands on when it comes to relaxing after a hard day's work. Well, yeah I'm guilty about that one as well.

But what's really interesting is that how do people go through the usual part of life when faced with vein-popping stress? Humour is indeed the best medicine there is whenever you are. I mean anyone can pay good money to listen to a comedian just to make you wet your pants after laughing so hard. Despite of what's been happening, and to those who has gone though the ordeal, it's better to just laugh while facing the troubles with a clear mind than anger with a clouded vision.

And who else to put humour into any subject no matter how bad it seems - Woody Allen. Now this is one guy who gives you the in-your-face bluntness that he pulls out with gusto, even without even trying. You can talk just about anything with a man, and he's bound to mock the subject and you'll end up laughing rather than being upset about it.

Woody Allen has this to say:

1. Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
2. I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
3. There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
4. Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions."" And if you want more, just keep on asking!
5. A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'
6. Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
7. I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
8. I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
9. If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."" At least he doesn't smite us with lightning, and I'm thankful for that.

And despite of what may happen to all of us in the next ten, twenty, or even thirty years, I guess we all have to see things in a different kind of light and not just perspective. I can't seem to imagine life without any piece of wisdom that could guide us. Whether we're religious or not, it takes more courage to accept your fears and learn how to deal with them is all that matters when it comes to even just getting along.
And to sum things up, here is the last nugget of wisdom to go by… however, whenever, and wherever we may be.


10. The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.